Superman Hates Surprises

Superman Hates Surprises

Most couples nowadays have the power to find out as much as they can about their expected child. With ultrasounds, 3-D imagery, and all sorts of other tests, we can pretty much know exactly how the newborn is going to look coming out. With that temptation, more and more people are biting to obtain that knowledge. That is exactly how Superman must live his life. “I don’t need to know if that woman has two working ovaries, but let me just make sure.” “Wow, six fillings. You take shitty care of your teeth.” “Better get that mole on your rear end check out.”

Having that intimate knowledge comes with its own challenges. It would probably drive Superman nuts if he couldn’t discuss what he knew about other people. Like a great piece of gossip, he would just have to share it.

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