Pat Mallon

Why Miles Morales Should Be Marvel Studios’ Spider-Man

Marvel recently landed the deal that fanboys have been lobbying for the last half decade: bringing Spider-man into the Marvel Cinematic Universe (reportedly for free). Having Spider-man fighting alongside Captain America, Iron-man, Thor and the rest of the Avengers feels like a homecoming of sorts, but the unfortunate effect of his existing film career may […]

Speech Day

I remember when I was given similar advice on my speech day. I spent the first 5 minutes of my speech demanding the audience to remove their drawers.


What in tarnation? Hey Clara, does this egg look a tad overcooked? Oh Lester, you're so bad. We'll find the person who did this and make him pay. Eggnapper!

Pat Mallon

Pat Mallon loves movies, TV, and comics. He likes to draw too (check out 'Milk for Dead Hamsters' sometime). When he's not writing about his favorite subjects, he's creating books for kids. Seefer Elliot and the Darkness Within is his latest novel and currently available everywhere.